My favorite and newest pants decided to split while I was out today. I don't even know what caused it or how long I'd been walking around that way! They must have just had all the strain they could take trying to keep my fat rear inside.
aw, that's too bad! i remember when my favorite pair of jeans ever ripped (you were there for it actually, it was getting into your or my car). i still have 'em. i keep thinking that i will find a way to mend them. i just can't give 'em up! and btw, you are the bravest woman i know, to post your tooshie for everone on the net to see, lol!
LOL! I have the cutest bottom! That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me Timpani! And yes, I am brave, and also hoping to make a little extra money in the next video to come down the pike. Never hurts to get a little exposure! (No pun intended...oh what am I talking about? Of COURSE pun intended!) And I remember that too Liz. :( How sad that you're clinging to them. I can send you my newly ripped ones, maybe you can make a patch out of them. Get some Stitch-witch, and iron it to the patch, then iron the other side to your jeans. You should have more than enough denim from my big jeans to patch your little ones!
Oh yeah, and I'm really glad I was wearing white full coverage panties, instead of something weird like a thong, or something with puppies or money on it....
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aw, that's too bad! i remember when my favorite pair of jeans ever ripped (you were there for it actually, it was getting into your or my car). i still have 'em. i keep thinking that i will find a way to mend them. i just can't give 'em up! and btw, you are the bravest woman i know, to post your tooshie for everone on the net to see, lol!
You should know that this picture could be turned into a hip hop video fairly quickly...
You have the cutest bottom! Don't let anyone tell you differently. Pants split all the time, it's in one of the laws of physics I'm sure ;)
LOL! I have the cutest bottom! That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me Timpani! And yes, I am brave, and also hoping to make a little extra money in the next video to come down the pike. Never hurts to get a little exposure! (No pun intended...oh what am I talking about? Of COURSE pun intended!) And I remember that too Liz. :( How sad that you're clinging to them. I can send you my newly ripped ones, maybe you can make a patch out of them. Get some Stitch-witch, and iron it to the patch, then iron the other side to your jeans. You should have more than enough denim from my big jeans to patch your little ones!
Oh yeah, and I'm really glad I was wearing white full coverage panties, instead of something weird like a thong, or something with puppies or money on it....
Because you have undies w/ puppies and money on them?!?
Sarah
Puppies, yes. Money, no.
You'd get a hiphop video gig for sure if you had been wearing a thong w/ money on it!
Oooh maybe you could get a Bedazzler. See here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtLrG7ONYho
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