What My Son Will Publish

Today was parent teacher conferences at school. Daniel's teacher met me at the door with a paper that she just had to read to me. A little background: Daniel's class is having a book published and for the low, low price of $14, I could have a copy. Well, I wish I could buy it, but it's just not in the budget right now, and there's no getting around it. Anyway, she said (paraphrase), "I know that you can't get the book that we're publishing, but I made a copy of Daniel's paper because he had the best line! I couldn't quit laughing when I read it. They were supposed to describe themselves, and read here: 'who fears the raf of dad and mom'!" At which time, she started busting a gut. That's right, my kid wrote that he fears the "raf" (wrath) of his dad and me. If you don't believe me, here's the proof. (8th line down.) Also, of note: "who loves his sister, who loves God, who loves Jesus, and who wonders not to go to sclool."