Yesterday, we were outside playing with the little girl next door. I have a giant cystic zit on my chin, that there's no way anyone that is within a block of me cannot see. I'm sitting on the front porch while the kids are playing and Launa comes up and looks in my face and says to the little girl next door, "Look at my mom's pimple." Which I ignored.
Then Launa says again, "Hey, look at my mom's pimple."
So I reply, "Launa, she has eyes. I'm certain that she can see my pimple, please don't point it out to her."
Launa's reaction: "What? I want her to see your pimple."
I guess she does. But I really don't want her to point it out...not that she can avoid seeing the satellite growing off my face. I love having kids.