Jeremy: "Daniel, put your socks and shoes back on. I don't even know why you took those socks off in the first place."
Daniel: "Those socks are the Devil!!!!"
New, somewhat painful update:
We just went to the park today as a family, and Jeremy went over to the basketball courts for a pick-up game. Immediately they called him over with, "Hey, you wanna play, Pops?" My excruciatingly handsome husband is now being called "Pops" by the kids at the park. The good news is, they approved of his ability to play, so at least he plays well enough to be wanted. Although when he was gasping and out of breath, they asked him "Are you alright, Pops?" But then he showed them how to play in the second game! ;)