Where Do They Get This Stuff?

My kids were playing pretend the other day while I was going about my business. I was in the other room when I heard them playing. Daniel was the daddy and he said, "No, you can't have any of this cake and ice cream, it's diet, and you're a child." To which Launa exclaimed with all the melodrama of a 4-year-old, "But Da-ad, I'm a teenager, I have to be on a diet!"