And Now, My Son's Comeback

Daniel had been playing Inkball on the laptop when he came down to ask if he could play something else because Inkball was getting too difficult.  Jeremy overheard and said, "Is this what we've taught you?  That when it gets hard, quit?!  Well I didn't raise any quitters!!"  Daniel turns around and says, "Actually, you just did."  Smart aleck.

Another Launism

I was minding my own business when Launa came over and asked me what my favorite thing to do was.  I told her, "Spanking the kids." She said, "No!  Not something that hurts."  I said, "Kicking the kids?"  She said, "NO!!!  Nothing that involves violence!"